CEREMONY | L.A.M.B - Gwen Stefani

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

At  least the best songs from the album are still in play, so we're "cool" so far (and we better stay cool till at least the top two). 

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

7 - Serious

Average rate: 8.55
Highest rate: 10 @PETTY @Blown Away @kaelergrey @BabyMario44 
Lowest rate: 5 @DonnieDarko

 

Comments:

@Elvira - Serious is that b*ch. Seriously. I had to, sorry.

@PETTY - The first 40 seconds of this SONG >>>> UGH. *chefs kiss* it's just such a sexy song. 

@Blown Away - This song is retro pop perfection. The melodies are fantastic and the chorus is heavenly. The tone in which Gwen sings fits the desperate nature of this song very well. And the bridge is great too.

@Franch Toast - Okay, we’re still on decaf 80s tunes. Totally fun to dance to, but could use more oomph.

@kaelergrey - This song is such an earworm. Once Gwen sang, "This love is Serious.." she meant it in every sense of the word, that it will make you love this song seriously. Such a standout track. 

@GitHub - not bad

@NYNJ Nights - pretty good!

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

I love @kaelergrey for basically giving every song a 10. Such a supportive fan. 

[Mario Spears PronounsHe/Him, 22 ☆🪩 Britney/Beyonce/GaGa/CBreezy/Shakira/Doja savior 🤠COWBOY CARTER🤠]

Just now, blankpaper said:

7 - Serious

Average rate: 8.55
Highest rate: 10 @PETTY @Blown Away @kaelergrey @BabyMario44 
Lowest rate: 5 @DonnieDarko

 

Comments:

@Elvira - Serious is that b*ch. Seriously. I had to, sorry.

@PETTY - The first 40 seconds of this SONG >>>> UGH. *chefs kiss* it's just such a sexy song. 

@Blown Away - This song is retro pop perfection. The melodies are fantastic and the chorus is heavenly. The tone in which Gwen sings fits the desperate nature of this song very well. And the bridge is great too.

@Franch Toast - Okay, we’re still on decaf 80s tunes. Totally fun to dance to, but could use more oomph.

@kaelergrey - This song is such an earworm. Once Gwen sang, "This love is Serious.." she meant it in every sense of the word, that it will make you love this song seriously. Such a standout track. 

@GitHub - not bad

@NYNJ Nights - pretty good!

deserved top 5

[Blown Away]

Just now, blankpaper said:

7 - Serious

Average rate: 8.55
Highest rate: 10 @PETTY @Blown Away @kaelergrey @BabyMario44 
Lowest rate: 5 @DonnieDarko

 

Comments:

@Elvira - Serious is that b*ch. Seriously. I had to, sorry.

@PETTY - The first 40 seconds of this SONG >>>> UGH. *chefs kiss* it's just such a sexy song. 

@Blown Away - This song is retro pop perfection. The melodies are fantastic and the chorus is heavenly. The tone in which Gwen sings fits the desperate nature of this song very well. And the bridge is great too.

@Franch Toast - Okay, we’re still on decaf 80s tunes. Totally fun to dance to, but could use more oomph.

@kaelergrey - This song is such an earworm. Once Gwen sang, "This love is Serious.." she meant it in every sense of the word, that it will make you love this song seriously. Such a standout track. 

@GitHub - not bad

@NYNJ Nights - pretty good!

Serious out before Danger Zone, Rich Girl and What You Waiting For?

[PETTY]

Serious is easily top 5???? Taste lost here

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

My 4 years old self is shaking.

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

Just now, Blown Away said:

Serious out before Danger Zone, Rich Girl and What You Waiting For?

Okay, I'll concede on Danger Zone, but Rich Girl and What You Waiting For are pop perfection. 

[Blown Away]

Just now, Franch Toast said:

Okay, I'll concede on Danger Zone, but Rich Girl and What You Waiting For are pop perfection. 

But Serious is pop heaven, a blessing to thy ears

[nynj nights Pronounsshe/her]

3 minutes ago, blankpaper said:

@GitHub - not bad

@NYNJ Nights - pretty good!

trying to hold our own among the most dedicated 

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

Can't wait to see The Sweet Escape winning.

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

3 minutes ago, Lorde Von Kok said:

My 4 years old self is shaking.

FOUR 

let me go cry into the AARP mail i've been getting 

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

6 - Danger Zone

Average rate: 8.64
Highest rate: 11 @Twitter
Lowest rate: 6 @GitHub

 

Comments:

@Elvira - Probably my second favorite song of the album after WYWF, this song is a masterpiece that should be praised and deserved more attention. The whole composition is genius, the possible meaning behind it and the whole electroclash inspired is just marvelous.

@PETTY - This didn't age as well as I thought it did. But still iconic nonetheless.

@Blown Away - This song is a bit underrated. It has a very interesting intro, great production and a great building prechorus. The only thing that it lacks in a bit is a big, resounding chorus. The one it has falls a bit flat at times. But it could've at least been as big as Crash (Down The Charts) was if it got the chance.

@Franch Toast - I like her voice here better than in some of the other “80s lite” songs. It has more body, and better showcases her uniqueness. 

@kaelergrey - This song is such an amazing song. That years from now. I still remember this songs melody and tune. It is one of those songs that will never leave your mind due to its very amazing sound. I love this song so much, just like the rest of the album.

@GitHub - solid, but a bit lackluster for me

@NYNJ Nights - catchy!

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

Just now, blankpaper said:

FOUR 

let me go cry into the AARP mail i've been getting 

I was an adult when LAMB came out, so let me pass the Kleenex. 

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

Just now, Twitter said:

Megarate just got more and more disappointing

Every megarate on this site has been disappointing. 

[Blown Away]

Once again we the have 5 superior singles left. Crash (Down The Charts) found dead in the ditch 

[PETTY]

Danger Zone might not be as good as y’all want it to be. Top 6 is just fine for that song 

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

Just now, Blown Away said:

Once again we the have 5 superior singles left. Crash (Down The Charts) found dead in the ditch 

not Down the Charts  

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

1 minute ago, Twitter said:

Megarate just got more and more disappointing

tbf the top 5 are extremely predictable so this is still good for one of the songs that aren't so well known

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

I want Luxurious to go next, but I know y'all did Cool dirty.