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 HELLO TO EVERY POPSTERS 

TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE KATHERYN PIXIE CUTT PERRY VIDEOGRAPHY MEGARATE

  

 ARE YOU READY TO SMILE ? YOU'LL NEED A SMILE FOR THESE RESULTS CHILAYYYYYYY.  

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[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

RED CARPET HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

COVERAGE BY YOURS TRULY, WENDY.

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The one who hasn't watched 50% of these videos but still rated all of them IS HERE

hi yall

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THIS JUST IN ... 

KATY PERRY, ASHAMED OF FAN VOTED RESULTS IS SEEN LEAVING THE COUNTRY ?!?!?!

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1 minute ago, Lorde Von Kok said:

THIS JUST IN ... 

KATY PERRY, ASHAMED OF FAN VOTED RESULTS IS SEEING LEAVING THE COUNTRY ?!?!?!

SCREAMING at this

[PETTY]

I’m here for the peasantry 

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

 IMPORTANT MESSAGE STRAIGHT FROM CHROMATICA TO PLANET KATY CAT 

I voted and participated myself for the Lady Gaga Videography Megarate, but here, I decided to play fair and not intervene. I let all of you (the rats) decides what's the tea for Katy. However, multiple ties were present (6 to be exact). So, instead of letting the sewer folks vote each ties off to determine, in each case, which video was superior, I decided to let myself choose which video from the ties should be in which position based on my own incredible taste. Don't worry, the ties stop before the Top 10. Also, I will showcase which videos was stuck in a tie, and which I decided was the best. I added only small points, so it doesn't change the megarate drasticaly. 

EASY WAY TO EXPLAIN THE « TIE » MADNESS: Here's an example of a tie including 3 music videos, all of them receiving a total of 70 points.

• #18 - John Wayne - 70 points
• #18 - Million Reasons - 70 points
• #18 - Judas - 70 points

I'm breaking the tie and reconsidering which is better than which, based on my incredible eyes. For me, Million Reasons < John Wayne < Judas. So, we would have this result :

• #18 - Million Reasons - 70 points (TIE)
• #17 - John Wayne - 70.5 points (TIE +)
• #16 - Judas - 71 points (TIE ++)

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WHICH VIDEO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR ?

WHICH VIDEO ARE YOU PRAYING TANKED ?

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 #30 - Ur So Gay ( 2.35 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

10 - @Born In Chromatica

1 - @Everyone 

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@Bakugo - HOMOPHOBIC AS sh!t SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD A CAREER AFTER THIS!

@ChromaticRaccoon - No, U.

@TINDER - This song should have never come out, like ever.

@corvus albus - It's just bad. Cheap doesn't even begin to explain most of it.

@Spinning Bottles - What the hell is this ? I have no words for it, other than yuck.

@Delusional - Not available but from what I remember, it's awful.

@Twitter - No!

@PETTY - Terrible song and video, WBK.

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  #29 - Swish Swish ( 3.00 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

6 - @lavenderblondee

1 - @raragaga @TINDER @Fame Romance @Twitter @Born In Chromatica

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@Bakugo - Career in danger girl !

@TINDER - No, No, No. Meme mess.

@corvus albus - Too much memes.

@Spinning Bottles - This one is a total cringe fest, Nicki looks great though.

@Delusional - Absolutely not.

@Twitter - Katy's worse video IMO. The song was a decent bop but the video could've been BETTER, not just about basketball because the song is called Swish Swish ?

@PETTY - Onika did that.

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3 minutes ago, Lorde Von Kok said:

 #30 - Ur So Gay ( 2.35 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

10 - @Born In Chromatica

1 - @Everyone 

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@Bakugo - HOMOPHOBIC AS sh!t SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD A CAREER AFTER THIS!

@ChromaticRaccoon - No, U.

@TINDER - This song should have never come out, like ever.

@corvus albus - It's just bad. Cheap doesn't even begin to explain most of it.

@Spinning Bottles - What the hell is this ? I have no words for it, other than yuck.

@Delusional - Not available but from what I remember, it's awful.

@Twitter - No!

@PETTY - Terrible song and video, WBK.

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Deserved #1 tbh

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Of All-Time WORST mv EVER periodt

 

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  #28 - Hey Hey Hey ( 3.14 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

7 - @Ms I am a local

1 - @Bakugo @raragaga @corvus albus @Fame Romance @Twitter

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@Bakugo - NEVER seen it SKSKSKSKSKSKS.

@TINDER - It's meh.

@corvus albus  - What even is this video ?

@Spinning Bottles - This one is a bit cringey too, but it has nice visuals so it passes (barely though)

@Delusional - Just ... no. Out of all the tracks on Witness for a creative video, she choose to make a messy video for Hey Hey Hey.

@Twitter - Hated the song and never watched the video.

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  #27 - Birthday ( 4.07 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

8 - @Born In Chromatica @lavenderblondee

1 - @Bakugo @TINDER @corvus albus @Spinning Bottles 

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@Bakugo - WHY ?

@TINDER - Cringey mess.

@corvus albus  - Katy transforming into a 50 years old woman with terrible jokes.

@Spinning Bottles - This one takes the cake. It's a horrendous video, this falls on the same category as tour videos for me. The only difference is that this video is meant to be hilarious, which makes it only worse. On second thought, horrendous isn't the right word for this video. It is artistically atrocious.

@Delusional - Deserved a better video.

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Just now, Twitter said:

Taste is finally being displayed on POPa911.

It's only the start pigeon. Don't get too hyped up. 

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  #26 - Daisies ( 4.50 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

10 - @Born In Chromatica

1 - @TINDER @Fame Romance

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@Bakugo - Nice.

@TINDER - She got nude in the video, but still flopped.

@corvus albus  - For all the pregnancy fetishists out there.

@Spinning Bottles - I liked the aesthetics, although not very interesting. I don't mind watching it. 

@Delusional - The effects ruined it a little.

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   #25 - Smile ( 4.57 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

9 - @lavenderblondee

1 - @raragaga @Fame Romance @PETTY

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@Bakugo - Terrible idea, but ya pregg at the time, so I get it.

@TINDER - It's cute.

@corvus albus  - Kinda fun.

@Spinning Bottles - I The scenes with Katy in them are beautiful. Very visually pleasing. But I despise animated (parts of) videos. So, I have to say no.

@Delusional - One of her worsts.

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CULTURAL APPROPRIATION COMING THROUGH PRETTY SOON ... 

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  #24 - This Is How We Do ( 4.78 / 10 ) 

 Highest and Lowest 

9 - @Spinning Bottles @Born In Chromatica

1 - @raragaga @PETTY

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@Bakugo - Again, WHY ?

@TINDER - Fine.

@corvus albus  - California Gurls MV, but make it worse.

@Spinning Bottles - This one is visually so pleasing. It's very simple, but I can watch that video over and over.

@Delusional - Pizzagate.

@PETTY - Yeah, issa no for me dawg. Thanks for the gifs tho.

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Why is Swish Swish so low you flops 

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@lavenderblondee and @Born In Chromatica giving out hot takes like