Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Greetings my dear subjects. It is I, Eizabeth the Second, by the grace of God, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You may refer to me as your majesty or ma'am. Being a long-time fan of Ms. Germanotta, I have decided to join your community to be alongside likeminded people. She and I have quite a lot in common, although I daresay I'm the better singer. We actually met some years ago, as I requested her to perform for me in the Royal Variety Performance, which was truly spectacular. A few things about me: My favourite album is The Fame Monster, and my favourite song is, of course, The Queen, which (you may not know) she wrote about me. I enjoy horseriding, breeding corgis, and being a political figurehead without power. I dislike loud noises, iced tea, and Princess Diana. Feel free to ask me anything, I shall have my private secretary screen the questions and provide vague answers in return. Long live me. 3 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him Gaming Leader 8,440 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 How's the COVID shot hoe? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, Lorde Von Kok said: How's the COVID shot hoe? It did not hurt. Elizabeth WIndsor ain't no punk b*ch. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 I'm an insider. Proof: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him Gaming Leader 8,440 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 What are your views on Trump miss ma'am sister gurl? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagarrhea Pronounshe/him The Popster 124 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Hello, your majesty, have you heard Lady Angharad Carys Gaga's song called Princess Die? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, Lorde Von Kok said: What are your views on Trump miss ma'am sister gurl? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GitHub Pronounsshe/her Popster to Popster 3,752 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 thought this forum had a rule against impersonating other people 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, gagarrhea said: Hello, your majesty, have you heard Lady Angharad Carys Gaga's song called Princess Die? I'm glad the title was at least accurate. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, GitHub said: thought this forum had a rule against impersonating other people No, it has a rule against impersonating hosting sites for software development. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkje PronounsShe/her/hers Moderator 9,688 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GitHub Pronounsshe/her Popster to Popster 3,752 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Elizabeth II said: No, it has a rule against impersonating hosting sites for software development. hmmm perhaps my eyes deceived me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, Twitter said: @Elizabeth II I understand we’ve been in quarantine whens the last time you’ve and girls got together to twerk? Watch them hips and ankles tho. I'm afraid I'm too white to twerk. But I can rap like nobody's business. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him Gaming Leader 8,440 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 How's your relation with your hot grandson and his bae Marble? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GitHub Pronounsshe/her Popster to Popster 3,752 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, Elizabeth II said: No, it has a rule against impersonating hosting sites for software development. dang it, just thought of a comeback "Surprised your eyes are still good enough to read the fine print " 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, GitHub said: dang it, just thought of a comeback "Surprised your eyes are still good enough to read the fine print " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GitHub Pronounsshe/her Popster to Popster 3,752 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Elizabeth II said: the fact that I had to squint to read the text on that 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyMetalLover ARTPOPster 2,401 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Popster This Way 996 Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, HeavyMetalLover said: Never had any complaints. And I'm 94. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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