Let’s write a story

[Gone]

So rules are:

1: write a sentence after the user above you

2: keep it cute... don’t slag anyone except maybe @SLAG...

3: make it funny! 
 

There was once a girl named Enigma.

[Guest]

She decided to go get an enema.

[Gov Hooka Pronounshe/him]

she met her ex in the checkout line at Walgreens

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

Then they had sex till dawn, and then she poisoned her boyfriend.

[Gov Hooka Pronounshe/him]

but she still had sex with him anyway after he died

Spoiler

sorry yall

 

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

16 minutes ago, Gov Hooka said:

but she still had sex with him anyway after he died

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sorry yall

 

She got caught by police, and was taken into an Asylum.

[raragaga Pronouns𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖎𝖒]

The doctors made her pop a 911.

[SLAG PronounsHe/Him]

26 minutes ago, raragaga said:

The doctors made her pop a 911.

But it turned out to be molly which gave her hallucinations of falling down his colorful bussy hole. 

 

Edited October 14, 2020 by SLAG

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

1 minute ago, SLAG said:

But it turned out to be molly which gave her hallucinations of falling down his colorful hole. 

 

She realised her name isn't Alice but she will keep looking for wonderland.

[Doot]

Just now, TINDER said:

She realised her name isn't Alice but she will keep looking for wonderland.

She will also be looking for the second verse. 

[Gone]

Forever searching, never finding, that it means to be Project Runway cycle 904 winner.

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

2 minutes ago, TINDER said:

She realised her name isn't Alice but she will keep looking for wonderland.

 

Just now, Doot said:

She will also be looking for the second verse. 

By the time she wake up, she was fully aware she was now naked in an empty room. 

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

1 minute ago, LordeVonKok said:

 

By the time she wake up, she was fully aware she was now naked in an empty room. 

And she explored her body and realised she is missing her vag*na, so she screamed.

[Doot]

3 minutes ago, LordeVonKok said:

 

By the time she wake up, she was fully aware she was now naked in an empty room. 

Through the dark, she spotted a toilet in which she rushed towards, barely making it as Splash Station violently shot from her bottom. 

Edited October 14, 2020 by Doot

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

1 minute ago, TINDER said:

And she explored her body and realised she is missing her vag*na, so she screamed.

 

1 minute ago, Doot said:

Through the dark, she spotted a toilet in which she rushed towards, barely making it as Splash Station violently shot from bottom. 

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

1 minute ago, Doot said:

Through the dark, she spotted a toilet in which she rushed towards, barely making it as Splash Station violently shot from her bottom. 

As she was missing her vag*na, she splashed it all over the floor.

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

Just now, TINDER said:

As she was missing her vag*na, she splashed it all over the floor.

When the Janitor came to clean, she asked aggressively for his phone number.

[Doot]

Just now, LordeVonKok said:

 

[raragaga Pronouns𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖎𝖒]

1 minute ago, LordeVonKok said:

When the Janitor came to clean, she asked aggressively for his phone number.

And that's when she was permabanned from GGD.

[Doot]

Just now, LordeVonKok said:

When the Janitor came to clean, she asked aggressively for his phone number.

Instead he showed her this thread, and she shuddered thinking what life had become.