The jokes and puns thread

[Dirkje PronounsShe/her/hers]

I think its important to have a laughter sometimes. So do you have or know any funny jokes or puns?

Share them here so we can laugh together :D

 

I'll share some popstar/music related jokes to start the thread, but the jokes can be about anything ofcourse!

Joke:
What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they got married?
 

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Answer: His Feyoncé!

Joke:
Why did Adele cross the road?
 

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Answer: To sing: Hello from the other side!

Joke:
What makes songs but never sings?
 

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Answer: Notes!

Joke:
What did the DJ's gravestone say?
 

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Answer: His beat finally dropped!

Joke:
What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle breakup?
 

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Answer: Single Belle, Single Belle, Single all the way!

 

Enjoy!

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

What washes up on small beaches? 

Spoiler

Microwaves. 

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Spoiler

An investigator. 

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? 

Spoiler

A synonym roll. 

 

Edited May 2, 2021 by Franch Toast

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14 minutes ago, Delusional said:

Not my comment getting hidden because it was a joke. 

 

OT: Can we post riddles 

What lives in a corner all its life but travels the world at the same time?

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A stamp 

 

It was deleted actually because it was targeting a specific user calling them a joke.