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I think its important to have a laughter sometimes. So do you have or know any funny jokes or puns?

Share them here so we can laugh together :D

 

I'll share some popstar/music related jokes to start the thread, but the jokes can be about anything ofcourse!

Joke:
What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé before they got married?
 

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Answer: His Feyoncé!

Joke:
Why did Adele cross the road?
 

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Answer: To sing: Hello from the other side!

Joke:
What makes songs but never sings?
 

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Answer: Notes!

Joke:
What did the DJ's gravestone say?
 

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Answer: His beat finally dropped!

Joke:
What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle breakup?
 

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Answer: Single Belle, Single Belle, Single all the way!

 

Enjoy!

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Popstanne 5,075

What washes up on small beaches? 

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Microwaves. 

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator. 

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? 

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A synonym roll. 

 

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14 minutes ago, Delusional said:

Not my comment getting hidden because it was a joke. :awkney:

 

OT: Can we post riddles :traumatica:

What lives in a corner all its life but travels the world at the same time?

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A stamp :billiecat:

 

It was deleted actually because it was targeting a specific user calling them a joke.  

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