Wait, super powers on December 21st?

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

First of all, how the heck did this start? 

Second, I call dibs on joining and becoming DC over Marvel 

[Dirkje PronounsShe/her/hers]

Maybe it was a perfect illusion!

[ice bear Pronounshe/him/his]

[PopEmergency Pronounshe/him]

i don't get it 

[NotDoctor PronounsHe/they]

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

@ice bear @PopEmergency @NotDoctor Apparently there’s a theory spreading around that on December 21st we’re all gonna get super powers of our choice 

[ice bear Pronounshe/him/his]

6 minutes ago, ProjectJoanne said:

@ice bear @PopEmergency @NotDoctor Apparently there’s a theory spreading around that on December 21st we’re all gonna get super powers of our choice 

hmmmm

maximum luck 

[NotDoctor PronounsHe/they]

17 minutes ago, ProjectJoanne said:

@ice bear @PopEmergency @NotDoctor Apparently there’s a theory spreading around that on December 21st we’re all gonna get super powers of our choice 

Oh sick, I can't wait to fly

Edited December 17, 2020 by NotDoctor

[Gone]

Incredible Moderation Powers thanks! This better not be real and I get that as my super power! How depressing! If its real I want to turn my glycerin sweat into explosions! 
 

[StormPulse Pronounshe/him]

Ability to have guys find me attractive please

[Hejira Pronounshe/him]

1 hour ago, ProjectJoanne said:

@ice bear @PopEmergency @NotDoctor Apparently there’s a theory spreading around that on December 21st we’re all gonna get super powers of our choice 

On December 21st, Jupiter and Saturn will be closer than they have ever been since the Middle Ages. A person on Twitter said that Black people will become stronger and smarter than ever before and do things that people thought was possible only in fiction. People are referring to Black people getting superpowers on December 21st, not any other race. 

Nobody’s getting superpowers on December 21st unless they’re black.

[PETTY]

3 minutes ago, Hejira said:

Nobody’s getting superpowers on December 21st unless they’re black.

The way me, @Twitter and @SLAG bout to flying in the air on Dec 21st we won

 

 

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

28 minutes ago, Hejira said:

On December 21st, Jupiter and Saturn will be closer than they have ever been since the Middle Ages. A person on Twitter said that Black people will become stronger and smarter than ever before and do things that people thought was possible only in fiction. People are referring to Black people getting superpowers on December 21st, not any other race. 

Nobody’s getting superpowers on December 21st unless they’re black.

Imagine all the conservatives calling the planets racist and a disgrace to humanity even though Jupitar's saved our lives many times from flying space rock heading towards us. Really says something 

[Joannesrats PronounsHe/Him]

30 minutes ago, Hejira said:

On December 21st, Jupiter and Saturn will be closer than they have ever been since the Middle Ages. A person on Twitter said that Black people will become stronger and smarter than ever before and do things that people thought was possible only in fiction. People are referring to Black people getting superpowers on December 21st, not any other race. 

Nobody’s getting superpowers on December 21st unless they’re black.

reparations 

[paradox]

Super power of cash money pls