First look at the Chromatica Soap

[Dirkje PronounsShe/her/hers]

 

[danwasd Pronounsthey/them]

[Lorde Von Kok PronounsHe/Him]

[BenG]

[BenG]

[SLAG PronounsHe/Him]

It looks so soap like. 

[NotDoctor PronounsHe/they]

But why

[danwasd Pronounsthey/them]

2 minutes ago, BenG said:

Is that a dildo? 

[lavenderblondee PronounsShe/her]

What are we even looking at

[BenG]

Just now, danwasd said:

Is that a dildo? 

everything is one if you're brave enough

[paradox]

YASSSSSSS lemme add this to the long list of low quality merch no one asked for!

 

[BenG]

14 minutes ago, Delusional said:

In doesn't look that bad. Out ...

[Modern Ecstasy2 PronounsShe/Her/Hers]

Mess

[Guest]

theyre just shipping that NOW??? didnt that get released in july of last year? 

[Gone]

OK I AM OFFICIALLY DONE.

[BenG]

Why didn't coffeemaker think of doing a Dove deal?

Dove soap ad with 1000 Doves

[Dean Judaster]

31 minutes ago, BenG said:

Why didn't coffeemaker think of doing a Dove deal?

Dove soap ad with 1000 Doves

This post right here is the only thing remotely related to this """news""" that made me the least bit happy. The whole thing is like 

[blastertoyo Pronounshe/she/they/blaster]

1 hour ago, BenG said:

Why didn't coffeemaker think of doing a Dove deal?

Dove soap ad with 1000 Doves

Dove probably wouldn’t let her engrave her face on a bar of soap 

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

1 hour ago, RFK said:

theyre just shipping that NOW??? didnt that get released in july of last year? 

to be fair soap was in high demand this year

[BenG]

7 minutes ago, GitHub said:

to be fair soap was in high demand this year

Even more the reason to ship them fast methinks