How Bad is Your Spotify?

[JennyWayne Pronounsshe/her]

Found this on Reddit a few minutes ago 

You can connect your Spotify and the AI will review your music of the past 12 months. It will ask you a few questions about your listening habits and will then form a final judgment

The AI is pretty savage 

You can get your Spotify judged at https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/

Spoiler

According to the AI my Spotify was artpop-apologist-pills-are-kicking-in-bad 

 

[ice bear Pronounshe/him/his]

@JennyWaynehow long does it take?

Edited December 23, 2020 by glass

[Gone]

I was READ!

[ice bear Pronounshe/him/his]

3 minutes ago, Bakugo said:

I was READ!

aaaa why is mine not loading ;-;

[JennyWayne Pronounsshe/her]

33 minutes ago, glass said:

@JennyWaynehow long does it take?

Idk why it's not loading, it only took me like 10 seconds to load lol

[Gypsy Life]

Your spotify was Still-Upset-Gaga-Didn't-Win-The-Acting-Oscar-gaga-cooper-makeout-cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad.

>  Thank your obsessions with Lady Gaga, and Shallow, for that

Edited December 23, 2020 by Gypsy Life

[ice bear Pronounshe/him/his]

4 minutes ago, JennyWayne said:

Idk why it's not loading, it only took me like 10 seconds to load lol

it was cache stuff i guess

 

i got cling-clang-pots-and-pans music bad :v

25% basic

"you try to be cool listening to experimental music but you're too much of a swiftie for your own good"

Edited December 23, 2020 by glass

[SLAG PronounsHe/Him]

It takes forever to load. 

[Battle For Your Life Pronounshe/him]

This shady a** AI read me to filth. Try it!

https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/

 

[Battle For Your Life Pronounshe/him]

Here's my result:

[A Little Monsterrr Pronounsshe/her]

I love my results so much omg (yes i copypasted it bc i couldn't add pics here omg)

> Your spotify was First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-arianator bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Lady Gaga, (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack , and Ariana Grande for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> britney-in-vegas bad

> get-into-fights-on-twitter bad

> waiting-for-the-album bad

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

You are 58% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Ariana Grande..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Ben&Ben's Ride Home.

[gagaschickens]

i got aging-britney-fan-escape-room-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-bad.

kombucha-brewing bad

daycare bad

first-in-line-for-the-chromatica-oreos bad

ira-glass-in-your-airpods bad

albanian-pop-agenda bad

 

ouch

[little legend]

< Congratulations your Spotify taste is out of this world 

< Your journey to Chromatica is taking all of us in places that taste and greatness are dominating 

< Your Spotify song choices show a person with greatness as enomorus as mount Everest

< You are truly at the peak of the world, congratulations!

 

Well that was cute

[Gov Hooka Pronounshe/him]

I got read for filth smh 

[lavenderblondee PronounsShe/her]

I'm cackling at mine saying

"I'm finding a lot of Lady Gaga.

Like...A LOT. "

"Your spotify was artpop apologist walmart hawaii shirt swifite fangirl bad"

I don't even like Tswift (And it included a Beck album I've never even listened to??) except for 3 songs off 1989?! 

[Elvira]

Omg I love this lmao, it's 100% accurate (although I'm not upset Gaga didn't win, she didn't deserve it, sorry)

> Your spotify was women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed-arianator-Still-Upset-Gaga-Didn't-Win-The-Acting-Oscar bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Kylie Minogue, Ariana Grande, and Lady Gaga for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> britney-in-vegas bad
> women-of-a-certain-age-stan bad
> former-child-star bad
> still-watching-vh1-divas-live-clips bad
> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

Right on point 

Edited December 24, 2020 by Elvira

[0707alp]

Your spotify was You're-wearing-the-Chromatica-Jockstrap-aren't-you?-retirement-home-gaga-cooper-makeout bad.

 

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Chromatica II by Lady Gaga
• Chromatica I by Lady Gaga
• 911 by Lady Gaga
• Stupid Love by Lady Gaga
• Rain On Me (with Ariana Grande) by Lady Gaga

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

Spoiler

> Your spotify wasmanic-pixie-dream-girl-pills-are-kicking-in-You're-wearing-the-Chromatica-Jockstrap-aren't-you? bad.

> Thank your obsessions with marina,edm (e.g., Major Lazer and TheChainsmokers), and Lady Gaga forthat.

> Based on your listening habits, Ican also tell you your spotifywas...

> still-listening-to-maroon-5-lolbad

> cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad

> albanian-pop-agenda bad

> faceless-popstar bad

> Here's what else is going on inyour aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Man's World by MARINA
• Why Me? by DC
• Broken Art by Lee Dlugosz
• Blue by DC
• Livin' On The Radio by DC

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Sia
• Lady Gaga
• Shakira
• Mariah Carey
• Selena Gomez

You are 44% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Taylor Swift..

You're stuck in the early 2010s.You must have peaked right around T.I.'s Paperwork (Deluxe Explicit).

Well, that was really something.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.

Uummmmm

[Guest]

Spoiler

 um.. far from the truth

Spoiler

he fact that i listened to gaga regularly until may and its come back to bite me in the a** like this.. and i will not be getting those oreos LMFAOOOO

Spoiler

I didn't expect it to be that mainstream wtf

Spoiler

No, I will NOT forget about Herzeleid. b*ch

 

im hurt

[Sempiternal PronounsHer]

> Thank your obsessions with Machine Gun Kelly, Ariana Grande, and Katy Perry for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> salvia-bong-rip-pop bad

> Still-Upset-Gaga-Didn't-Win-The-Acting-Oscar bad

> albanian-pop-agenda bad

> former-child-star bad

> kombucha-brewing bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

The Watch Of The Buried by Drag Me Out
Детка Покажи Язык by STOFF
Obey (with YUNGBLUD) by Bring Me The Horizon
I Won't Give In by Asking Alexandria
can't look back by Machine Gun Kelly
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Asking Alexandria
Machine Gun Kelly
Nick Jonas
Lady Gaga
Bring Me The Horizon
You are 34% basic. You listen to a few unique things, but most of it is what everybody else listens to, like Taylor Swift and Dua Lipa..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?