Following the unexpected entry of "3-Way (The Golden Rule)" into the Billboard 100, Lady Gaga has returned to host SNL where you have managed to fake your way into the writers' room. What sketches do you pitch for her?

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

You all are creative and funny so let's have at it.

[blastertoyo Pronounshe/she/they/blaster]

She makes a collab with Oreos instead of promoting her albu-

 

oh wait 

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

I don't have an answer for this. I just want to pose the question.

Edited January 30, 2021 by GitHub
fix: messed up a word

[HeavyMetalLover]

Her golden bird from the inauguration gradually gets bigger and bigger until it eats her. Inside the bird’s stomach she finally remembers her album and then is reborn, bursting from its stomach.

She immediately forgets it again. End skit.

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

6 minutes ago, HeavyMetalLover said:

Her golden bird from the inauguration gradually gets bigger and bigger until it eats her. Inside the bird’s stomach she finally remembers her album and then is reborn, bursting from its stomach.

She immediately forgets it again. End skit.

tbh I think you are onto something with the giant bird brooch and a throwback to the the iconic  egg  vessel

[thetea]

To promote her album! 

[Dirkje PronounsShe/her/hers]

To make fun of trump? 

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

1 hour ago, Dirkje said:

To make fun of trump? 

I have no doubt she'd do a political sketch, but tbh I'd rather he just not get air time anymore

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

This question is stemming from a fantasy I have in which I write a sketch for Lin-Manuel Miranda that parodies Mary Poppins entitled, Perry Boppins: The Manny from New Jersey.

I think for Gaga I would pitch The Amazing Mrs. Marvel about a superhero from the late 1950s who unsuccessfully tries to fight crime with singing & dancing. This is hardly a complete premise and I'm aware of that, but it could appeal to people who want to see her in a Marvel movie so it does have that going for it.

Spoiler

 

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

4 hours ago, HeavyMetalLover said:

Her golden bird from the inauguration gradually gets bigger and bigger until it eats her. Inside the bird’s stomach she finally remembers her album and then is reborn, bursting from its stomach.

She immediately forgets it again. End skit.

Stop leaking details of the 1000 Doves performance for the Grammy's, that would be great please 

[HeavyMetalLover]

8 minutes ago, ProjectJoanne said:

Stop leaking details of the 1000 Doves performance for the Grammy's, that would be great please 

We’ll mostly have forgotten about this post by 2022.

[SLAG PronounsHe/Him]

1 hour ago, HeavyMetalLover said:

We’ll mostly have forgotten about this post by 2022.

I'll forget by  20:22

 

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

8 hours ago, SLAG said:

I'll forget by  20:22

 

[A Little Monsterrr Pronounsshe/her]

pretend she just promos chromatica ore- i mean chromatica. it won't happen irl anyway so disregard this message if you saw it

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

For real though, it wouldn't surprise me if Melissa Villaseñor, who's impersonated Gaga before, riffs on her National Anthem performance somehow. 

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

14 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

For real though, it wouldn't surprise me if Melissa Villaseñor, who's impersonated Gaga before, riffs on her National Anthem performance somehow. 

thank you for being the one person to take this question seriously

[Dean Judaster]

Sorry she just told me she cancelled her appearance

[SLAG PronounsHe/Him]

8 hours ago, GitHub said:

Not the thread babes. 

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

3 minutes ago, SLAG said:

Not the thread babes. 

tbh it's a fair enough assessment either way. I practically forgot about it by 20:22 myself