Write a one sentence scary story

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

I’ll go first:

Everytime I click “Finish Test” a new question appears.

[calmar Pronounsthey/them]

I see my future, and there is no difference, until I die, from how I am now until the end.

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

Justin Bieber announces gospel album 

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

Stefani Germanotta marries Michael Polansky, births triplets, and retires her Lady Gaga persona to become PTA President. 

[Blown Away]

Once upon a time there was a thing called... Skype Ball.

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

Just now, Franch Toast said:

Stefani Germanotta marries Michael Polansky, births triplets, and retires her Lady Gaga persona to become PTA President. 

[BenG]

5 minutes ago, Twitter said:

@little legend had a threesome with @Bakugo and @admin and is the new admin.

that's scary enough

[little legend]

2 hours ago, BenG said:

that's scary enough

That's the beautiful future.

Edit: i mean the *new admin* part, only

O.T. : Gaga announces Joanne part2

Edited April 26, 2021 by little legend

[little legend]

5 minutes ago, Twitter said:

ASIB was Joanne Act 2 so I guess you mean Joanne Act 3 

 

5 minutes ago, Delusional said:

... that’s ASIB but k 

Imagine thinking that Joanne is anywhere near ASIB era

 

ASIB era is like 21 era

Joanne is more like Witness (but kinda better quality)

 

so no ASIB is not Joanne part 2. enough with the ASIB disgrace

[admin Pronounshe/him]

33 minutes ago, Twitter said:

@little legend had a threesome with @Bakugo and @admin and is the new admin.

Wasn't the conclusion from our last foray. 

[JennyWayne Pronounsshe/her]

New COVID variant spreads like wildfire and is resistent against all current vaccines 

[NotDoctor PronounsHe/they]

Lady Gaga is releasing new music soon™

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

2 hours ago, little legend said:

Imagine thinking that Joanne is anywhere near ASIB era

 

ASIB era is like 21 era

Joanne is more like Witness (but kinda better quality)

 

so no ASIB is not Joanne part 2. enough with the ASIB disgrace

We’re talking about music, not success 

The original was better anyway 💅

Edited April 26, 2021 by ProjectJoanne

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

1 hour ago, Twitter said:

Joanne lowkey did better than Chromatica. 

With you on that 99% of the way, Joanne just doesn’t have 911 so there’s that little part of me that’s a little iffy about that 

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

Here’s my second scary one sentence story to get us back on track 

Babylon Early Version’s music video was accidentally uploaded with the Free Woman album version’s audio 

Edited April 26, 2021 by ProjectJoanne

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

17 minutes ago, Delusional said:

you better not be spouting this on ATRL too

Is this your one scary sentence? 

[Franch Toast PronounsShe/her/hers]

Here's another more realistic one:

A can of Coke tipped over and spilled onto my computer, which I hadn't backed up in a month. 

[Gone]

9 hours ago, Twitter said:

@little legend had a threesome with @Bakugo and @admin and is the new admin.

WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL IS THIS???? I would never sleep with @little legend... 

9 hours ago, BenG said:

that's scary enough

I see you.

8 hours ago, admin said:

Wasn't the conclusion from our last foray. 

OH THANKS I MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU? I see how it is! I have torn up my plane ticket! Don'T call me again!

[Gone]

Happy 30th Birthday Bakugo... 

 

IT WAS TERRIFYING!

[admin Pronounshe/him]

Her fingers gently slid past the crumbs of the jar, but she couldn't have anticipated the prickly appendages that clasped onto her thumb from within.