Funny misheard lyrics

[Ms Arid Lost]

So, I was listening to GaGa’s discography and So Happy I Could Die AKA the song that deserved to be a hit from TFM together with Monster, appeared on shuffle and there is a lyric that has me deceased 

I always hear “Viva España, I love you forever” 

Which means long live Spain in spanish and I always find it so funny!

But it says “Be your best friend, yeah, I'll love you forever“
Didn’t know Gaga loved Spain THAT much... 

What about you? Do you know any other misheard lyrics that are funny?

[Blown Away]

All the Starbucks lovers on Taylor's Blank Space

 

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

And we're all getting hoes tonight- Just Dance.

that french part of Bad Romance-

"Switch on your mood, I just wanna be friends"

Edited October 24, 2020 by TINDER

[Ms Arid Lost]

22 minutes ago, TINDER said:

And we're all getting hoes tonight- Just Dance.

When I listened to Just Dance and had a decent knowledge of English I thought it said hoes at first 

Edited October 24, 2020 by Ms I am a local

[TINDER PronounsHe/Him]

1 minute ago, Ms I am a local said:

When I listened to Just Dance and had a decent knowledge of English I thought it said hoes at first 

I used to think the same for the longest time, until my friend corrected me! I was shook! I used to think she's promoting hoe culture, everyone gets their own hoe!! 

[justhislife]

Little Monsters torture me and free me from the chains

[Jazz]

RedWine, Konvict Gaga

I thought it was RedOne, but turned out it is Red Wine 

[NotDoctor PronounsHe/they]

"Cuz I've been flying with a broken nose" in 1000 doves

[ProjectJoanne PronounsHe/Him]

"Pee on my own" - D*********i by DC 

[Gone]

In Heal Me I always hear: 

I wanna feel blasted 

instead of:

I wanna feel blessed

[GitHub Pronounsshe/her]

10 hours ago, justhislife said:

Little Monsters torture me and free me from the chains

misheard lyric or double entendre?

[blankpaper Pronounsshe/her]

In Tonguetied by Grouplove, “like Peter Pan up in the sky” totally sounds like “I peed a bed up in the sky”

[raragaga Pronouns𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖎𝖒]

making farts under covers - call it what you want  Taylor Swift 

Edited October 25, 2020 by raragaga

[blastertoyo Pronounshe/she/they/blaster]

3 hours ago, Bakugo said:

In Heal Me I always hear: 

I wanna feel blasted 

instead of:

I wanna feel blessed

Toss me with your energy 

 

also in Poker Face

just like a chicken

the casino 

[Battle For Your Life Pronounshe/him]

"Rewrite the egg roll of my furry heart" - Bloody Mary

[Blown Away]

On 10/24/2020 at 8:38 PM, justhislife said:

Little Monsters torture me

This one along with 'Does it matter, does it matter, that b*ch is done'