blastertoyo Pronounshe/she/they/blaster ARTPOPster 1,319 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Lady Gaga Has a Weird Christmas Sex Song You've Probably Never Heard ... But none of Gaga's stunts are stranger than her actual music—in the best way possible, of course. All of her biggest hits—"Bad Romance," "Applause," "Just Dance," etc.—are sonically weird, but they somehow work. They became mainstream because of Gaga's clever lyrics and the producers' monster beats. Reinventing pop music is Gaga's thing, TBH, and she hits the mark almost every time. Notice how I said the word "almost," because there have been a few times where Gaga's music just didn't work—for a multitude of reasons. And one of those times was "Christmas Tree," a bizarre electronic song she released in December 2008 where she essentially makes Christmas trees a metaphor for sex. Why Gaga thought, "Light me up, put me on top, let's fa la la la la la la la la" was a solid lyrical choice will remain one of pop music's greatest mysteries. There are more cringe-worthy gems where that came from, too Here is just a sample of the lyrics found in "Christmas Tree": "The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree" "Ho ho ho under the mistletoe/Yes, everybody knows/We will take off our clothes" "My Christmas tree is delicious" (What the hell... does this mean?) https://www.glamour.com/story/lady-gaga-christmas-sex-song This article has me sent it’s the backhanded compliments for me 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Little Monsterrr Pronounsshe/her ARTPOPster 1,697 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, blastertoyo said: Lady Gaga Has a Weird Christmas Sex Song You've Probably Never Heard ... But none of Gaga's stunts are stranger than her actual music—in the best way possible, of course. All of her biggest hits—"Bad Romance," "Applause," "Just Dance," etc.—are sonically weird, but they somehow work. They became mainstream because of Gaga's clever lyrics and the producers' monster beats. Reinventing pop music is Gaga's thing, TBH, and she hits the mark almost every time. Notice how I said the word "almost," because there have been a few times where Gaga's music just didn't work—for a multitude of reasons. And one of those times was "Christmas Tree," a bizarre electronic song she released in December 2008 where she essentially makes Christmas trees a metaphor for sex. Why Gaga thought, "Light me up, put me on top, let's fa la la la la la la la la" was a solid lyrical choice will remain one of pop music's greatest mysteries. There are more cringe-worthy gems where that came from, too Here is just a sample of the lyrics found in "Christmas Tree": "The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree" "Ho ho ho under the mistletoe/Yes, everybody knows/We will take off our clothes" "My Christmas tree is delicious" (What the hell... does this mean?) https://www.glamour.com/story/lady-gaga-christmas-sex-song This article has me sent it’s the backhanded compliments for me the irony and the contradiction is just Edited December 15, 2020 by A Little Monsterrr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopEmergency Pronounshe/him ARTPOPster 1,065 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 "There are more cringe-worthy gems" is this a compliment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybadbich97 Pronounsshe Popster This Way 587 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 i love it i never listen to it before Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
little legend Pop-a-911-ster 30,440 x3 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Weird Christmas Sex song I- They didnt lie tho Edited December 15, 2020 by little legend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edonis Pronounshe/him/his The Popster 177 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Christmas Tree Supremacy before the end of 2020, yes! I speak this holiday classic into existence! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown Away ARTPOPster 1,514 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I'd be gagging if it'd suddenly shoot up the charts now and become a top 10 hit Would we have to be proud for Gaga having another top 10 or ashamed because it's Christmas Tree? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Pronounshe/him Kindness Admin 8,383 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I still love this song so much. I've said this elsewhere, but this is the song that made me a Gaga fan 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenG Popster for Sale 46,296 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, admin said: I still love this song so much. I've said this elsewhere, but this is the song that made me a Gaga fan Time to update those seasonal emotes me thinks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Judaster Pop-a-911-ster 28,181 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 56 minutes ago, admin said: I still love this song so much. I've said this elsewhere, but this is the song that made me a Gaga fan Same. Peak camp Gaga 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotDoctor PronounsHe/they Popster to Popster 4,584 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 One of my favorite things to do it to slip it into a Christmas playlist around my friends with no warning and watch people react 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue Pronounsshe/her The Fame Popster 401 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Slanderous. Christmas Tree is a perfect dumb Christmas song. Unfortunately, the innuendos are my exact sense of humor. The original WAP. Just now, admin said: I still love this song so much. I've said this elsewhere, but this is the song that made me a Gaga fan Are you me? Christmas Tree was the first Gaga song I remember listening to in 2008 and I was obsessed. Edited December 15, 2020 by blue 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Pronounshe/him Kindness Admin 8,383 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, blue said: Are you me? Christmas Tree was the first Gaga song I remember listening to in 2008 and I was obsessed. YES 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blastertoyo Pronounshe/she/they/blaster ARTPOPster 1,319 Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 11 hours ago, PopEmergency said: "There are more cringe-worthy gems" is this a compliment? It’s backhanded Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valorious PronounsMedia Queen The Popster 46 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 It's better than WAP. That song makes me cringe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuiLM Popster This Way 646 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 I love this song, but they didn’t lie tbh lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildAmerican Popster to Popster 4,420 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 the public is not ready for this song... hell, I'm not even ready for it Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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