blastertoyo Pronounshe/she/they/blaster ARTPOPster 1,319 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Lady Gaga Has a Weird Christmas Sex Song You've Probably Never Heard ... But none of Gaga's stunts are stranger than her actual music—in the best way possible, of course. All of her biggest hits—"Bad Romance," "Applause," "Just Dance," etc.—are sonically weird, but they somehow work. They became mainstream because of Gaga's clever lyrics and the producers' monster beats. Reinventing pop music is Gaga's thing, TBH, and she hits the mark almost every time. Notice how I said the word "almost," because there have been a few times where Gaga's music just didn't work—for a multitude of reasons. And one of those times was "Christmas Tree," a bizarre electronic song she released in December 2008 where she essentially makes Christmas trees a metaphor for sex. Why Gaga thought, "Light me up, put me on top, let's fa la la la la la la la la" was a solid lyrical choice will remain one of pop music's greatest mysteries. There are more cringe-worthy gems where that came from, too Here is just a sample of the lyrics found in "Christmas Tree": "The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree" "Ho ho ho under the mistletoe/Yes, everybody knows/We will take off our clothes" "My Christmas tree is delicious" (What the hell... does this mean?) https://www.glamour.com/story/lady-gaga-christmas-sex-song This article has me sent it’s the backhanded compliments for me 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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